How to Eat a Powdered Sugar Donut Without Making a Mess

Steps

1. Make a square pyramid out of cardboard or another light material that will hold a shape well.
2. The square end of the pyramid must be as wide as your jaw. The pointed end should be proportionally smaller to look like a pyramid. The best way to measure is to hang string from your ears and measure the distance between them.
3. Make the square end of the pyramid open as well as the point.
4. Have your donut within arms reach as the next few steps will tie you down for a bit.
5. Attach this device which is called The Power Powder Eliminator (or PPE) from now on to the collar or neck of your shirt via clothes pins, staples or tacks.
6. Now attach the pointed end to the hose of a vacuum cleaner using duct tape caulk or some sort of putty to ensure a good seal.
7. Prepare to eat your donut by placing it in your dominant hand.
8. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and proceed to eat your powdered donut.
9. Once said donut is finished wipe your face and hands over the PPE so all traces of powdered sugar and funneled into the PPE and off of your body.
10. Turn off the vacuum cleaner and disassemble the PPE from your clothing and vacuum cleaner.

Tips

• Use very strong corrugated cardboard or possibly even plexi-glass if you can work with it. The PPE needs to be structurally sound for it to work properly.

Warnings

• Important: Make sure any loose jewelry hair or scarves are out of the way of the PPE. They will be instantly funneled into the vacuum cleaner and lost forever.
• Important: Do not dispose of an uneaten donut in the PPE as it may cause either the PPE or vacuum cleaner to become clogged.

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